What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 03:15

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill